You Momma Thread

Minister of Finance Posts : 742 Join date : 2009-05-26

Post Yo Momma Jokes You find

Diplomat Posts : 145 Join date : 2009-06-25

Yo Mama`s so fat her graduation photo is on Google Earth!

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:28 pm

Yo mama so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:03 am

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:33 pm

yo mamma's so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:44 pm

Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and she died

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:56 pm

your mom's so ugly she could pass off as teh rear side of davy jones!

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:18 pm

Yo mamas so old, she new burger king when he was still a prince

Diplomat Posts : 145 Join date : 2009-06-25

Yo Mamas so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger flew out of George Washingtons nose!!!

Triumvir of War Posts : 413 Join date : 2009-05-25

Yo Mama's so fat when she went for swim in the ocean, she was mistaken for a whale and harpooned

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:33 pm

Yo mama be soooo fucking fat. that...

she's just that fucking fatt.

Minister of Finance Posts : 742 Join date : 2009-05-26

yeah best one ever *clap*

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:36 pm

yo mommas so fat she takes a spoon to the super bowl

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Fri Jul 24, 2009 10:15 pm

your momma was so stupid she thought the quaterback was a refund.

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:46 am

Yo mama so old, she knew jesus in the third grade

Triumvir of War Posts : 413 Join date : 2009-05-25

Yo momma's so fat, when her plane crashed into thee ocean, they used her as a lkife raft

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:54 pm

yo mamma so old she rode a t-rex to school .

post: 100!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Sat Jul 25, 2009 2:05 pm

Yo mama's so dumb, she sold her car for gas money

Triumvir of War Posts : 413 Join date : 2009-05-25

Yo momma's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her and didn't stop

Diplomat Posts : 145 Join date : 2009-06-25

Yo Mama`s so fat that when she walked into an all you can eat buffet they had to install speed bumps!!!!!!!!

Triumvir of War Posts : 413 Join date : 2009-05-25

Yo mama's so ugly, she can only be yo mama

Yo mama's so old, ya daddi is a fossil

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:56 am

YOUR MOM.

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:21 pm

yo mamas so fat, we're inside her right now.

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:48 pm

yo mamas so fat the police strapped a liscence to her ass cause the law states nothing over 2 tons can be on the road without plates

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:33 pm

damn i like that one ^