You Momma Thread

Diplomat Posts : 145 Join date : 2009-06-25

Yo Mamas so ugly she is the centerfold in Road Kill Weekly!

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:03 am

Yo mamas so ugly, she made an onion cry

Diplomat Posts : 145 Join date : 2009-06-25

Yo Mama`s so big her belly buttons got an echo! lol

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:21 pm

Yo mamas so hairy "gorillias in the mist" was filmed in her shower

Triumvir of War Posts : 413 Join date : 2009-05-25

Yo Mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:03 pm

Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper

Diplomat Posts : 145 Join date : 2009-06-25

Yo Mama`s so poor your family eats cereal with a fork to save milk!

Yo Mama`s so poor she cant afford to go to the free clinic!

Your Mama`s house is so dirty I have to wipe my feet before I go back outside!

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Fri Aug 07, 2009 1:51 am

yo mamas so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 minutes

Diplomat Posts : 145 Join date : 2009-06-25

Yo Mama`s so big her belly button is a Black Hole!

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:48 am

Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train afro

Diplomat Posts : 145 Join date : 2009-06-25

Yo Mama`s so ugly that when she was born the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows!

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:51 am

yo mama so fat she makes up 64% of america's obesity!

Diplomat Posts : 145 Join date : 2009-06-25

Your Mama`s so fat God had to create her on days 8 through 10!

Triumvir of War Posts : 413 Join date : 2009-05-25

Your Mama so dumb she thought Pluto Nash was a good movie

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Fri Aug 14, 2009 7:43 pm

Your mom's so dumb she thought Itsuki was smart.

Diplomat Posts : 145 Join date : 2009-06-25

Yo Mama`s so fat her skin has tides!

Triumvir of War Posts : 413 Join date : 2009-05-25

Yo mama's so dumb when she has hot flashes, she puts on a coat

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Sun Aug 16, 2009 11:58 pm

yo mamas so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Mon Aug 17, 2009 12:06 pm

I found this video of me taking my mom to the hospital.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIeq4i-us8I

Triumvir of War Posts : 413 Join date : 2009-05-25

Yo momma so old, her tits are labelled only whites and colored

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:49 pm

yo mama is so mama , she mamas

Posts : 77 Join date : 2009-06-24

Yo mama so hairy, Chewbacca told her to get a wax

Subject: Re: You Momma Thread Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:41 am

yo mama so hairy she IS chewbacca~!

Diplomat Posts : 145 Join date : 2009-06-25

Yo Mamas sooo fat that when she turns around they give her a welcome back party!!

Triumvir of War Posts : 413 Join date : 2009-05-25

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born the doctors thought she was the afterbirth